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nuke

what all humans do if stressed with another human
its what always happened to us
rusia: you suck
america: really
america send 100 nukes to rusia
rusia: wait AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
america: problem
by springroberto2020 January 24, 2022
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Tactical Nuke

A nuke, which is tactical. It is a meme, and after it is announced that a tactical nuke is incoming, there is a loud siren.
Guy: Tactical Nuke! INCOMING!
Guy 2: Where?
Guy: Right there! Don't you hear the siren...

*BIG EXPLOSION*
by banana overlord February 7, 2022
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Nuke

That kids house got nuked
by Sonofanitch April 4, 2022
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Nuking the fridge

A statement relating to a speculatively unfeasible activity in Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, where Jones climbs into a fridge during a nuclear explosive test. It's also a synonym for "jumping the shark".

However, contrary to popular belief, nuking the fridge is feasible.

The fridge in the scene is lead-lined, so Jones is shielded from the initial burst of radiation. However, some have pointed out that the fridge is still in the radiated zone, so 20 years are off of his life, except they aren't. Remember, he drunk from the Grail, so the remainder of its power is dissipated when it shields him from radiation.
Normal Guy: Hey, you think the nuking the fridge is a feasible scene?
Responder: Nah, it can't be. How can he survive a nuclear blast from a fridge?
Intellectual: Actually it is. The fridge is a) lead-lined and b) sturdily built. So yeah, it is feasible!
Responder: Then what about the radiation? How's he not losing 20 years off his life?
Intellectual: Quite simply. He drank from the grail, remember? The power he gained from that dissipated protecting him from it.
Normal Guy: Huh. Never knew it was.
by TheCrusader1296 January 10, 2021
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nuke in a suit

is there a nuke in a suit on the street?
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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Alone and Nuke Supremacy

Alone and Nuke the best genshin impact games and baddies
by Alone and Nuke Supremacists January 15, 2021
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nuke

a word for throwing something in the microwave. people who use nuke in this way are not funny at all
A: this pizza is too cold, how long did you put it in for?
B: if you want i can nuke it again.
A: what the fuck is wrong with you
by fellownapper January 26, 2021
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