negative income

A situation in which your wages or salary is less than your day-to-day expenses.

Let's see, I make €400 a week after tax. Rent is €100, food is €50, gas is €50, insurance is €150 all told, electricity is €75...crap, negative income! Better cut back on something.

by Rhodoferax July 27, 2010

Negative Edge

A reverse masturbatory technique. Instead of masturbating and bringing yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm, you simply *don't* masturbate--for months, years, decades, or even centuries... till your are on the verge of implosion, then you release all that pressure all at once on your victim. It often requires extensive training and superhuman dedication, but it's also able to inflict massive damages. Its excruciating training process has caused many backlashes, and it's now renounced by many humanitarian groups. The CIA, however, has allegedly weaponized this forbidden technique and utilized it in black ops. But they are likely not the only government agency that has incorporated such weapons. Rumors suggested that Navy SEALs didn't kill bin laden with a gun, but rather *something else*, namely, the Negative Edging.

Some nerds in the fighting game communities have misused this term to mean releasing of a "button" on some "joystick". while its definition does involve the act of releasing, and some of them may have used it as a sexual innuendo, this technique has been around longer for something far more sinister and evil, and definitely not for games and giggles.

correct: The target has been eliminated by the CIA agent using negative edge.
incorrect: The player prefers to use negative edge to do a command because the sound is quieter upon button releasing than button pressing.

by Peterosity February 8, 2024

Negative Fucks

Giving less than zero fucks.

If I were to add up all the fucks I give about you and your bullshit, I'd have negative fucks.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

Negative Helpful

The misinterpretation of someone's genuine efforts to problem-solve, provide solutions, or meet goals as being negative or pessimistic. Often encountered in workplaces or group projects where constructive feedback is misconstrued as criticism.

Every time I suggest a way to improve our process, they label me as "negative". I'm just trying to make things work better!
Chrystal wasn't being a downer; she was just being negative helpful. He genuinely wants the project to succeed.

by ca127316 October 17, 2023

Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.

Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.

by TupocLives May 31, 2021

negativity highlighter

A pessimistic person who always looks for the negativity in a situation or person.

You always saying something negative, you’re a negativity highlighter!

by Jadaboo717 April 13, 2025

negative pimp

Someone who is "Said," to be a pimp but as time goes on, everyone realizes that he is actually his hoes' hoe. A negative pimp loses money to his hoes rather than gaining hoe money.

Josh is such a horrible pimp, i hear hes a NEGATIVE PIMP

by BloodhoundGangBalls August 31, 2023