You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.
Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.
by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011
Get the muff coastermug. by Labial Licker November 5, 2019
Get the Muff Divermug. The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Get the Metal Muffmug. by My Guy Craig October 15, 2017
Get the Stuffed Muffmug. An act or gesture that is supremely generous, selfless, decent, or otherwise rad. The "yin" to a Dick Move's "yang". Used to highlight a moment where somebody has done something truly excellent to make other people's lives better.
I really needed to get away early, so Brady covered for me in my 4:00 meeting. Absolute muff move. Love that guy.
Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
Remember when Stevo gave me his last smoke because I'd run out and the shops were shut? Muff move!
by Genuine Tool November 11, 2022
Get the Muff Movemug. by Rook34 November 8, 2023
Get the Sports Muffmug. 