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Manstruation

1. Term given for a phantom menstruation derived from the male gender in support of female menstruation, considered as a leap forward in gender parity in the workplace
1. Example: There is to be statutory DNA testing in the office due to traces of menstruation in the ladies lavatories. To conform with new workplace regulations men will also be required to provide their own "manstruation" samples
by wilbur smith February 14, 2013
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monster logo

The monster logo on the energy drink is 3 letters that also look like claw marks.
The letters are the vav in Hebrew which translate to all 6's or 3 vavs = 666.
The Monster Logo in Hebrew is 666, and The King James Version of the Bible translates the Greek version of the book of Revelation --
And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.
by bimmer777 June 19, 2010
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Nyash Monster

A Nyash Monster is a man who scrounges for a females nyash
A Sean Lawton is a nyash monster
by Nyash Amateur April 27, 2022
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monster

What you become when you break up with a girl.
Man - "We need to talk."
Woman - "You're a monster."
by Dan May 12, 2004
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Pocket monster

A gun that fits in your pocket..non visible so if you anit strapped don't go actin hard because you never know your enemy might have a pocket pistol.
gun sound like rocket launcher i got gun its a pocket monster
by Lingoelnino December 3, 2009
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crack monster

A person high on crack cocaine who jumps out of the bushes and tries to sell you something (usually stolen)so they can support their habbit.
The crack monster jumped out and tried to sell me a dishwasher and a half eaten hamburger.
by thibodeaux June 9, 2003
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manstrual cycle

The manstrual cycle occurs during a man's special time of the month, when the male becomes extremely irritable and eager for intercourse. But due to his irritability, this week is the time when the most masturbation occurs.
Girfriend- What's wrong with (your name here)
Best Friend- Oh, nothing really, he's on his manstrual cycle.
Girlfriend- Oh, I guess I better lay off, and have sex with him.
by dustin miner April 8, 2008
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