Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.

My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.

by Archmageous April 14, 2022

Moist

A word that should only be used to describe food objects, particularly baked goods such as: cakes, cupcakes, breads, etc.

"Hey girl! Thanks for making those cupcakes for the party. They were so moist and delicious!"

by CraytonIsMoist March 23, 2020

critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.

For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.

by iammoist April 22, 2023

Moist

a wet surface or substance but not that as wet as water just a little wet

jas: bruh my vagina is moist

Megan + Beth: shagging to much??

by kettlelover July 9, 2017

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

Moist

Street word for nice.

“Breh, last night was moist

by NolanTalk August 2, 2018

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017