bubblegum machine

A law enforcement vehicle, specifically a cruiser or highway patrol car. From the shape of the old-style revolving lights that resemble old gumball vending machines. CB jargon.

Got a bubblegum machine knockin' on your back door (there is a cop car on your tail)

by Dr. Badwrench November 26, 2006

Mathias Kholer

Mathias Kholer is he name of an anime character from the anime Hetalia where countries are people. Mathias Kholer is the human personification of the country of Denmark that is located north of Germany.

omg Mathias Kholer is so fuckin' sexy even though his english voice actor for season 5 sounds like a 12 year old.

by BowtiedUp123 January 26, 2016

Slut Machine

A person who is so slutty that they themselves are a machine for sluttyness.

Look at that Slut Machine just taking dicks like a champ.

by innertone December 4, 2010

The Cotton Candy Machine

The act of sticking one's thumb into a butthole as to ascertain poop on one's thumb. Swirling said thumb in a circular motion, just like the stick is used in a cotton candy machine.

"Yo bro, I totally gave some skank The Cotton Candy Machine last night and ate all of it" -Kyle

"Gross." -Fred

by GRMCE November 17, 2011

snow machine

1. Snowmobile (Alaska slang = snowmachine)
2. Snowmaking machine, for a ski slope.
3. A machine used in a theater to create the illusion of falling snow.

I rode my snow machine, over some fake snow from the snow machine, and I remembered a movie where they obviously were using a snow machine.

by vanilla g-lotto December 27, 2004

German sex-machine

a very hot girl with a german name, usually thought of as having sex all of the time

Dude, the German sex-machine is sooo hot today, I wanna hit that!

by bobbyjoechris December 28, 2004

breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!

1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.

by urbankhaos May 9, 2003