A Lagena is a rare gem and the most beautiful girl alive, inside and out. She is like that "girl next door" - really welcoming and down to earth. She treats everyone with respect and has a twinkle in her eye. If you find one, please don’t let her go. She is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and always yearning to help others around her. Lagena’s have a small circle and greatly cherish their loved ones.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
She is sweet, ambitious, kind, loyal, charming, and a closet freak. Lagena’s are blessed with a bronzed complexion, captivating smile, thick frame, and a big round booty. If a genie granted you three wishes, you would only need to ask for one Lagena as she alone would make your life complete.
No matter how hard you try, you can't stop thinking about her. Whether you spoke to her yesterday or seven years ago, you still think about her everyday! She makes you want to be yourself around her and she’ll change your world for the better without even trying. She is a gift and shouldn't be taken for granted. She is the woman you dream about, the one you'll think about before you go to sleep, and also when you wake up!
In a relationship, a Lagena will do whatever it takes to keep her partner happy and take care of them. Lagena’s are INCREDIBLE lovers. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to know a Lagena, then tell her everyday how beautiful, genuine, and amazing she is. Hold on tight to her. She is very special and deserves the best. Treat her right.
1. Lagena is looking great today!
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
2. Oh my, look at Lagena. That booty don’t lie.
3. Person 1: Is that Lagena?
Person 2: Bro, I had a crush on her since like the 6th grade
Person 3: Dude...everyone had a crush on her
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Alex Lange is an original member of team 10. He is very cute, humble and he is an energetic boy. He usually make carpool karaoke videos on his channel. He likes to travel the world with his girlfriend, Bailee Madison. He also help people fight cancer by selling lemonades and the money that him and his friends got is for them to donate to cancer. Tristan is his partner in crime, he is with Tristan Tales almost everyday! Him and Tristan loves to make goofy videos together and have fun all day. He likes to make funny Instagram Stories like Tristan does.
Girl1 : OMG! Is that Alex Lange?
Girl2 : Yes! I think it's him. But who is that girl on his side?
Girl3 : That must be his girlfriend that is always there for him.
Girl1 : And who's that guy on his left side?
Girl3 : It's his ultimate third-wheeler, Tristan Tales
Girl2 : Yes! I think it's him. But who is that girl on his side?
Girl3 : That must be his girlfriend that is always there for him.
Girl1 : And who's that guy on his left side?
Girl3 : It's his ultimate third-wheeler, Tristan Tales
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Friend: But why where we need this that or something fool consequences?
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.
Me: Oh wow, my brain just lagged.
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"Dude you may want to leave my office, i got hammered last night and i am dropping some serious lager bombs in here"
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A woman gives man dirty look, tells him to go away, man replies "you're a great lady". Once that statement is made, the man is officially Langeleering.
by anonymous1779 December 30, 2011
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