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The Jonas Brothers

A disney pop group consisting of a trio of brothers. Known for their chirpy and pithy lyrics and fun, wholesome, christian attitutes-also for their gay rights activism and their 'kitten killing, rainbow hating music raping' foundation dedicated to brainwashing young stupid girls into likeing their gay asinine music.
Girl 1: 'Hay lets go to the Jonas brothers concert!'
Girl 2: 'Are your parents brother and sister?'
Girl 1'Yes, yes they are'
by Justine Beatle lover August 19, 2009
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Joe Jonas

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

a.k.a. Joseph
a.k.a. DJ DANGAAA
a.k.a. Joe Dirt
a.k.a. Superman
by OhxxSnap August 24, 2007
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Jonah

A large Aussie bogan who is responsible for everything.
"When in doubt, blame Jonah."
Guy 1, "I think I left my phone at school,"
Guy 2, "I would blame Jonah."
by Skipper the Dipper November 16, 2016
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Nick Jonas

Human perfection, a Sex God, has a beautiful voice...unfortunatly wears a purity ring.
Nick Jonas's chain is off the mother..
by flalallalalalaalalla August 14, 2007
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Joe Jonas

also known as Joseph Adam Jonas of the Jonas Brothers.
He is the second of four children (Kevin, Nick, and Frankie), and is extremely telented.

He's part of the very successful band The Jonas Brothers,
which beside common belief, is not a band signed to Disney.
They are just affiliates.

Nicknames:Joe, DJ Dangaa, Joe Dirt, Superman
Joe Jonas is the epitome of sexy.
by a person you dont know January 12, 2008
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Oh my jonas

An act of expressing surprise, angst or amusement, without using God's name in vain, whilst also utilising the name "Jonas" from the Jonas Brothers, a popular band in America
Laura - Hey, did you see that dress yesterday from Saks, wasn't it gorgeous
Ashley - Oh my Jonas, i know, it was a really good colour as well
by Jalilalalalalal May 12, 2008
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Jonah

A Jonah is a rare person to come by, they are very kind, considerate, funny, and most would say hot. A Jonah is sexy af and you'd be lucky to have one in your life.
Girl: I just met the most amazing boy!
Other Girl: Really? Who?
Girl: His name is Jonah, He's extremely hot
Other Girl: OHHH! HIM?!?!? HE"S MR. UNIVERSE
Girl: Imma go pull a Jonah on him.
by TheMysteriousPersonYouDontKnow September 24, 2019
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