Jonathan

Typically a bum at everything he does, especially video games

The was really Jonathan at 2k17

by Marcus Stewart May 12, 2017

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Jonathan Taday

One of the Straightest people you will ever meet

OMG Jonathan Taday is sooooooo Straight
I wish i was straight like Jonathan

by Straight Lord January 29, 2019

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my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of Spring Awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies Nick & Nora's Infinite Playlist and Youth In Revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,The Last Ones To The Bridge a.k.a. The Slow Walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband...he just doesnt know it yet =P

Slow Walker1:I can't believe Jonathan Bradford Wright is leaving SA tonight!
Slow Walker2:Omigod we're ontopic for once!
Slow Walker1:Yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.Wait,*slow walker's name*needs to be here...where is she?!?!
Slow Walker2:*looking at JBW pic* who cares *melts*

by thebitchofliving96 August 18, 2008

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Jonathon

A retarted white kid who uses tech decks to keep his ego inflated.

Hey jonathon go kys

by humttt January 16, 2018

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Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.

You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.

by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019

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Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.

Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer

by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007

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