Jeff

Jeff is a person that everyone has, a person that is always with you side by side no matter where you go. He is the person that you can always depend on to help you in no matter what it is. Everyone has a Jeff and even if its not another person it may actually be yourself.

You're my jeff

by sujfjb December 16, 2019

jeffist christ

A godly professor at Missorui S&T. No other professor can compare and he is a true god when it comes to chemistry.

Also known as Jeffist Christ.

Dave: Yo, do you know Dr. Jeff?
Robert: You mean the one and only Jeffist Christ?
Dave: Yes! All hail, Jeffist Christ.

by calc2atmstislife January 21, 2020

jeff nugs

a phrase used to describe the unimpressive looking or very small cannabis nuggets upon purchasing a bag of weed.

"Hey dude do you think this dealer will give me gas?"

"Hell nah that dude gives Jeff Nugs."

by stivodivo March 18, 2020

Jeff Willard

The best fucking 9th grade English teacher I could've had. I wish I could've told you how big of an impact your class has had on my life. Hope you're kicking it with Marx, Engels, and Shakespeare up there man.

Man, Jeff Willard's class was so damn hard. My favorite class of all time, though.

by YoungPersonInTheBack September 3, 2020

Jeff box

Being a simp,Mexican,or gay with the homies

Quit being such a Jeff box, and hang with the boys

by Sk11py February 14, 2021

Jeffing

The act of sending unintelligible, often misspelled, texts that are chock full of grammatical errors and acronyms that only have meaning to people named Jeff.

Stop Jeffing me, I have absolutely no idea what that text means.

by Blindmelon February 17, 2021

jeffery

a nice name for a rock

'Fayme we should give our pet rock a name.'
'Jeffery.'
'ok.'

by Chalk board May 24, 2021