Jared

1. Jared is quite simply a simp.

2. Someone who desperately tries to get women to have sex with them.

Wow man you’re being such a Jared right now

by Absolute_Chad March 22, 2020

Jared

This name is given to those who a Lil peepee piss boy

“Oh yeah that’s Jared, he’s my lil peepee piss boy. My lil bottom boy bitch. He’s a lil twink boy.”

by Alivo Jones November 21, 2021

Jared Glick

Most sexy kid ever like bro how, everyone loves him he a goat to

I love Jared Glick

by The stinky rat January 11, 2024

Jared

Someone without life skills

Child:" I suck at ring toss."
Mom: "Don't be a Jared!"

by aplacaa2115 January 11, 2020

Jared V

The greatest looking light skin on the planet.....

Emily have you have heard of this fine ass light skin named Jared V?

by Jboyxreal October 12, 2019

Jared

A gay white guy who is afraid of coming out so he instead gets dominated and thrown around by a woman who resembles his mother.

Everyone knew Jared was a homo but he insisted he wasn’t even though there was footage on liveleak of him getting pegged my an ogre of a woman.

by Directx420 October 16, 2019

Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and sweet human being to ever live and the loml

I love Jared, aka my Zuskashikute

by leng lee July 21, 2021