Italian

A language that is impossible to learn, because every Italian citizen speaks it differently.

My grandparents both claim to speak Italian, but they don't understand eachother.

by oboemastah July 26, 2007

italian lawn dart

n. a piece of neighbor dog feces deposited in your yard which is then hurled back into the yard of the rightful owner.

"That scumbag Carmine let his dog shit in our yard again. I'll get even with that cocksucker and throw the italian lawn dart back onto his feakin' lawn."

by scabbrain April 5, 2010

italian queen

The mother of an italian princess.

Just look at any italian princess & you'll know that there's an italian queen supporting her.

by Wayne "Loony" LaPierre January 12, 2011

The Italian Ice Job

A blowjob with water ice in the mouth. 7-11 Slurpies make an exceptable substitute.

My dick is still blue from The Italian Ice Job Jill gave me last night.

by FriendlyNaber July 17, 2011

Cucina italiana

L'arte di cucinare propria della penisola italiana, comprende piatti famosi in tutto il mondo (pasta e derivati, pizza ecc.). È copiata con disperato furore all'estero, con risultati per lo più ridicoli.

"Di nuovo pasta col ketchup!! Mai uno che conosca la cucina italiana"

"Ehi l'altro giorno ho rimorchiato Elena dopo aver cucinato per lei" " La cosa non mi stupisce, del resto quel piatto di amatriciana è autentica CUCINA ITALIANA"

by p993 October 22, 2013

Italian

Italian

One of the best etnithities to be. Great food, great language great cars, great everything. All you fake ghetto Nike wearing wannabes that wish they were Italian need to die. And if you are or claim to be ''Italian'' you are probably Italian by injection

I'm Italian...be jelous

by Your Mom in a bikini June 30, 2006

Italian Bakewich

The act of stuffing a condom full of cold left over italian meats, (ie. sausage, meat balls, brigole etc.) then using it as a dildo untill luke warm, and fanally cutting open and consuming contents.

I gave my girl an Italian bakewich today; I have never been so stuffed, and neither has she.

by AstroJACK! November 25, 2010