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comprende 

understand in spanish.

no comprende is i dont understand
comprende by RachaelS September 18, 2006

Comprende 

Comprende.
To understand.
1. We need to go and murk Big red, hes been talkin' trash all night...Comprende?

2. Comprende Mother fucker!
Comprende by Big J dawg December 24, 2008

comprende 

Buddy, pal, bff. Often used by Amir Blumenfeld.
Amir: Hey, comprende. Door's locked.

Jake: Yeah, I'm trying to get some work done.
comprende by Oh Sheesh February 7, 2010

No Comprende 

No comprende is a illegal immigrant worker who, by his own claim, does not understand.

Eyewitnesses claim that he did not comprende.

His vocabulary consists of two words, no, and comprende.
Student- Ahh my legs! Somone call 911! *falls over* Help Me!

No comprende- No comprende

Mico- You wake up like this papi

No comprende- No comprende
No Comprende by Jeremy Bklyn January 3, 2011

no comprende 

what the fuck are you talking about???? getting too deep / intentionally esoteric just for the fucks sake. just say what you mean straight up otherwise i'll just say 'no comprende'.
my high socialist buddy started off right away with how the meaning of life was symbolized by ... <bla bla bla bla>...... I am totally like at a loss to even begin to respond so I just say "no comprende, dude"
no comprende by creature69 April 30, 2020

compretend

When someone seems to be comprehending directions or instructions but it turns out that they are just pretending.
My boss just explained the project to me and I nodded like I understood, but I was just compretending.
compretend by CaptainRong1 December 23, 2013
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