Verbal junk mail

Advice from a “friend” who gives trash worthy advice they wouldn’t even take.

*Girl in front seat to a friend
“ If you’d like my advice.-”
“Literally no one wants your advice, Karen. Your advice is verbal junk mail.”

by K_IRL October 14, 2020

Robo-mail

Email that comes in from automated sources that a user has subscribed to, such as newspapers, blogs, retailers, travel sites, the Urban Dictionary etc.

Just checked my email and dang, nothing but robo-mail. Or: Sorry, your reply got buried in my robo-mail.

by Dr. Determined February 9, 2010

Junk Mail

Gloryholing through a mailbox slot.

Guy 1: So you get yo dick sucked last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, but i didn't feel like looking at her face so I junk mailed her.

by JV25 April 20, 2011

Mail Cuz Sin

A cousin who is sent through the mail, whether digital or real life, who proceeds to commit sinful acts, usually of a sexual nature.

Damn he's a mail cuz sin

by Djchao February 5, 2022

send mail

send pics

so you not gon send mail?

by anonymous July 27, 2023

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019

toting the mail

When someone is speeding trying to get to their destination.

Larry was toting the mail trying to get to his job

by Poeticsirr July 29, 2023