Hima

The most unhinged, crazy girl you will ever meet. Can also be used as a substitute word for "crazy".

Person: Let me grab a thesaurus to find synonyms for crazy.
Thesaurus: Deranged, Insane, Hima
Person: I think Hima is what describes crazy the best. I'll be using this.

by Fox567 July 31, 2025

Himalayan Slip-n-Slide

The act of applying hemroid ointment to the rectum by pressing your rectum against the anus of another person who has already applied the ointment to their swollen ass pimple.

I ran out of ass creme and my hemroids were itching the fuck out of me, so me and my best mate had ourselves a Himalayan slip-n-slide and greased up my butt nipple.

by Hollatmikez August 13, 2025

Hiatus with the Gods

“Hiatus with the Gods” is a reference to the popular web comic “Leveling Up with the Gods.” The reference is because the comic has extremely frequent hiatuses, often only 2-4 chapter between them, the fan base has nicknamed the series “Hiatus with the Gods.” Members of the community began to bet (often their balls, their friends’, and their lineage) on whether or not the next chapter would release as scheduled. With people being ‘upset’ when chapter do release on time.

“ I have no words, horrendous, bring back my beloved Hiatus with the Gods.”

“YES FINALLY THE PEAK HIATUS WITH GODS IS BACK !!!”

“Can’t believe betting balls has been what’s holding Hiatus with the Gods together.”

by Oosedamoose August 18, 2025

Himalayan Volcano

when someone hits a blinker off a yart then sucks a dick, blowing the smoke into the dick

dude 1: I heard you got cracked last night
dude 2: yeah bro she gave me a Himalayan Volcano

by ilovesmashingfemboys August 21, 2025

himalayan meat pretzel

when two guys have their dongs tied together while one is doing a handstand while making fun of a guy named Axel.

Bro I'm going to put you into a Himalayan meat pretzel

-i fucking hate axel

by victorsan November 8, 2025

Hiatus confundo

Psycho-medical term for someone suffering from the confusing days between Christmas and New Year, when nobody really knows what day of the week it is.

Me: "Hey Pete, you were supposed to come over the Saturday after Christmas, where were you yesterday …?"

Pete: "Saturday …??!! I thought yesterday was Tuesday!!"

Me: Jeez, worst case of Hiatus confundo I've ever seen..."

by bill cauliflower December 27, 2025

Hematurd

Extremely dense, solid and slightly shiny, as if polished, poopoo. Similar in appearance to "biological hematite" and only slightly less solid.

Man, about two hours after I finished that shake with 75 grams of protein, I birthed a legendary status hematurd. That thing'll still be there in a decade.

by Chunkmastarr January 14, 2026