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when you cannot finish 2 meatballs, you have himatomia
my brother came up with this word :D
doctor- `what seems to be the problem?`
emily- `i cant seem to ever finish 2 meatballs. its starting to concern me`
doctor- `i know your diagnosis. you have himatomia`
himatomia by itsYogurlrachel October 19, 2021
Words you can keep

hematomaniac

blood fetish and gore
Someone who loves blood

Or @hematomaniac on instagram (Sam)
*person bleeding*
Person with blood fetish: "look at all that delicious blood Yum you look delicious omg omg omfg I should walk away now people are looking at me funny" (in thier mind)
Everyone else: are they a vampire or what

HEMATOMANIAC
hematomaniac by tumblr wizard July 13, 2014

hematomania 

Hematomania is a term referring to anyone who has a blood fetish. A hematomaniac gets sexual gratification by playing with human blood or eating human flesh.
Becky: "Why do you have all those cuts and bite marks all over you Sally?"

Sally: "My boyfriend Jimmy has hematomania, last night we were having sex and he went a little wild with the razor blades."

Becky: "Oh my god!! You mean he has a blood fetish? Thats sick!"

Sally: *smiles* "Trust me Becky, it was so worth it!"
hematomania by Jennifiend December 24, 2008

Hitomianika 

Pronounced: Hit-toe-me-na-ka

adj./noun- a defied earthly paragon-like beauty, and is a supreme level of heavenly beauty

A cultural word from meanings similar from the Dutch and Japanese
Adj:

Wow! Look at the Hitomianika babe!

Friend: Who's that?

I: That's my hitomianika babe Miriam.

Noun: Dang! She definitely is style of Hitomianika.

Hitomianika 

Pronounced: Hit-toe-me-na-ka

adj./noun- a defied earthly paragon-like beauty, and is a supreme level of heavenly beauty

A cultural word from meanings similar from the Dutch and Japanese
Adj:

eg 1: Wow! Look at the Hitomianika babe!

eg 2: Friend: Who's that?

I: That's my hitomianika babe Miriam.

Noun:

eg. 3 Dang! She definitely is style of Hitomianika.

Himtopia 

Himtopia is often used to define Gods such as zeus because of the history and power behind it. History says that Himtopia ,one of the 8 Kings during the old day, had conquered almost all the world
Why are you acting Himtopia?

Do you know that throughout history we had always worshiped atleast one Himtopia?
Himtopia by Himtopia November 19, 2020

Boner Hematoma 

The bruising a dick gets when you screw a very skinny girl.
Jeff: Hey Mike, I finally screwed Heather last night.

Mike: Was it good or what?

Jeff: Not really. She's so skinny I got a boner hematoma.
Boner Hematoma by patsguy June 18, 2011
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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