A defining term of someone who is overly intoxicated, drugs and/or alcohol, and posted they posted something they regret onto Snapchat.
by Noa Bee February 10, 2021

Hey Man Let's go Hack-Off
Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"
Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"
Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
by OneGiantIndian March 10, 2011

by JoniKauf July 1, 2020

by Drumline god May 27, 2017

an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
by ObamasLastName October 14, 2019
