Guido Gangbang

The practice in which a group of spray tanned men with a lot of hair product partake in a large groupsex activity.

Hey pauly you down to hit the gym, hit the hair products then hit each other in a guido gangbang?!

by TheSituationn January 19, 2019

guynocallogist

A physician specializing in the treatment of young women whose dream-boys are lax about getting back to them on the phone.

High school guidance-counsellor: A sizeable portion of the tearful students who seek my advice are "neglected" teen girls, so to lighten my workload and assure that I'll be able to assist as many alumni as possible, I always keep the local guynocallogist on speed-dial, so that I can quickly/effortlessly refer these cases to him.

by QuacksO March 28, 2019

Guido Fister

A racial slur for a homosexual male, usually of Southern European descent. Derived from the action of fisting and the common Italian name of Guido.

Go back to your country ya darn Guido Fister!!!

by Guido_the_Fister July 10, 2019

Guido

Shaggy

Guido: *teleports behind you* ~ Shaggy

by Not Sgt Major October 16, 2019

Guido

Referring to a man named Michael Weleski who is an Italian.

Damn Michael why are you such a guido

by J12mill12 January 17, 2020

guydlines

What the Red Green Show's "Men Anonymous" meetings are intended to identify and spell out so that its cluelessly insensitive "I'm a man, but I can change, I guess" members can know how they should behave towards their fellow humans, and especially in regards to how they treat women.

Proper guydlines are all well and good, but just like the dilemma with self-help books (i.e., anyone of the type who is willing to read said books probably doesn't need to because most likely he is already totally conscientious and caring, and anyone who could benefit from said advice-tomes won't read them because he arrogantly claims that he doesn't have an attitude-problem in the first place ), they really wouldn't do much good as a whole --- most of the guys who would be willing to follow said rules are already gentle unassuming milquetoasts who would not likely have been overly macho anyway, and anyone who should go by these social customs will not train himself about them, anyway, because by his very nature, he would be someone who callously values his overbearing testosterone-steeped freedom over common courtesy.

by QuacksO February 1, 2020

Guido

The replacement of the word “good” and “God”. May only be used in a good context. Cannot be used in negative context since Guido only wants positivity around!

Example:

Nash: I’m going to sleep now.

Ezra: I wish you a guido night.
Sylvio: May Guido bless you.

by JeongukAnti October 11, 2020