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gagger

A line of cocaine that makes you gag after snorting it. The presence of the gag is indicative of high-quality cocaine, which ensures an excellent high. If the cocaine goes down too easily, whatever you bought is low quality (or fake).

I’ve actually purchased low-quality cocaine hundreds of times. What happens next, well, I typically become angry, and frustrated, and later send countless text messages to anyone who might have something better. But the search for the white powder is almost always futile, which leads to more anger and more frustration. It’s during these hours that I think to myself...

“I need some gaggers!”

But the gaggers rarely arrive, and if they do, it’s typically around 11:00 pm. By 2:00 am, however, the bag is always empty, which means I'll again have to call the dealer to request another one. This process — order the gaggers, gaggers arrive, do the gaggers — will repeat itself until the dealer stops responding to my text messages. When this occurs, a state of panic sets in, and the only remaining option is to chug some beers and eventually pass out.

At the end of the day, gaggers are truly amazing, but they eventually lead to terrible decisions, such as the draining of your bank account, or the having of sex with a swamp creature. So it’s typically best to avoid the gaggers and to instead spend your money on beers, hookers, or perhaps a new book.
I need some gaggers!
by Lexaminator April 28, 2023
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GRAGLED

Its kinda like another word for choking.
Jts where your like doing that thing where yoj make noise with water in yohr mouth then choke on it.
"Fuck i just gragled my water"
by alastair_coiconit July 16, 2023
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Gragled

Its another word for choke but where you do that thing with water and a open mouth but choke on it instead of swallowing/stoppinb
"Whoops.. i just gragled on my water.."
by alastair_coiconit July 16, 2023
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GAGGINI

A GAGGINI is a top gagger that will put himself out there for any type of intimidating or submissive gagging. This type of gagging is very unordinary and is seen in only special types of species that will have been known to gag for a bag ⚪️
A GAGGINI: oi mate fancy a gag
Random: what for

A GAGGINI: just a fag it’s a gag for a fag or a bag😉
by Funnyguy9841 August 13, 2023
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glaggleless

today was GLAGGLELESS I tripped and broke my arm.
by funny error man September 1, 2023
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glaggle

A JOYOUS BEING OR OCASSION!!!!!!
THE GLAGGLE IS SO FREAKING JOYOUS
by funny error man September 1, 2023
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gagged

To gag someone means to make fun of them, or to roast someone. Usually, people say they've gagged someone when the other person was being rude first then they humble them.
"Did you see that girl? She totally just gagged her friend!"

"Yeah, i know right! I could never do that, i wouldn't have the confidence."
by lolonxsh September 5, 2023
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