gnarf

An idiot for jerk that you want to stay away from

Bobby is such a gnarf! Nobody wants to be around him.

by Dlee July 23, 2013

Gnar Dick

An STD from getting head from a girl with a gnartooth. It makes your dick crocked and bent.

Person one: "Dude, i just got head from a TMMG with a gnartooth, and now my dicks all bent!"

Person two: "Bro, you have Gnar Dick!"

by Washoe October 10, 2013

gnarchil

When two gnarly peeps bump uglies they reproduce gnarly children, also known as, gnarchil.

"Those two are gonna have some gnarchil." :o

by lunaiggygirlboy October 10, 2014

Gnard

When one has ingested a large amount of psychedelic drugs, and becomes no more than a series of dubious facial expressions.

Dude,I was so gnard after that fifth hit of acid I couldn't walk or talk.

by DanjerBlaine September 25, 2015

gnarage

Explosive diarrhea with some splashes of blood. Similar to a shotgun shooting buckshot.

When cleaning out the bathroom at work this morning, there was some straight gnarage in the toilet and on the wall. Suprised there wasn't an organ in the toilet or dude didn't pass out...there was a lot of blood

by arc4ange1 November 25, 2015

Gnarfroth

Bubbles produced from a combination of anal discharge and rubbing friction

I was deep dicking her ass and noticed all the gnarfroth on the tip of my dick

by Russianwrestle April 28, 2016

Garpist

A male harpist who is both very attractive, sweet, funny and socially awkward at the same time. Is extremely talented at playing the Harp and usually comes across shy, but enthusiastic. Often with names that are uncommon.

Molly - Did you know there was a new guy in the orchestra? He plays the harp.
Abby - Really a Garpist? I bet he's hot!
Molly - He is a piece of eye candy, trust me.

by small frye April 29, 2016