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Gearshift Handjob

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A handjob in which the dick is used like a car gearshift, increasing the stroking intensity with each gear.
I got a gearshift handjob last night. She might not know how to drive, but she sure can work my lever
by ArmiTej December 1, 2021
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The Gearsh

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The Gearsh is a future gearsharing service based in South Africa. Our company will use an online application to connect aspiring artists with artists wih gear to share in the form of sessions.
Hey I want to learn how to play guitar, I should book an artist to teach me on The Gearsh.
by Mr.Gearsh July 17, 2019
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Gear Rampage

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A phrase used by elite musicians to describe/initiate the surfing of the World Wide Web to gain further information about a variety of gear-related studies and professionals.

These studies may include:

-Technical knowledge about equipment.
-Studio specifications.
-Old/New methods of recording and editing sound.
-Stalking of other fellow musicians (past and present).
-Building up a superior lingo about everyday things i.e "attenuate the volume of the nearfields"
"It's time to go on a Gear Rampage!"

"I found the perfect guitar during a Gear Rampage today!"

Musician:"How come you know so much about these thing?"
Elite Musician:"It's taken me many years of Gear Rampaging"

"You got ripped off paying so much for that microphone. Did you even go on a Gear Rampage before you bought it?"
by Osiah April 2, 2010
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Gear Bigot

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From "Gear-Head". A gear bigot is a car enthusiast prejudiced against certain automotive marques because of their country of origin; a domestic car enthusiast who, unaware of the high performance nature of many foreign cars, continues to think if it is not a Detroit product, it's not high-performance; a person who uses derisive terms to refer to foreign cars, i.e., "ricer", "rice-burner", "kraut can", etc.;
a person who doesn't care once-foreign cars are manufactured in the USA and continues to refer to them as
"imports" but by derisive terms.
He won't consider buying any car with a foreign-sounding name, even though it's made in the USA. He's a real gear bigot.
by Cameltow_Albuquerque October 24, 2012
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gear

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1: slang for steroids. 2: slang for clothes, shoes,etc
1: Wow that guy has huge man boobies ant a tiny dick, he must take alot of gear. 2: Lets go to the mall and pick up some fresh gear.
by Mr. STEROIDS!!!! July 21, 2016
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garsh bag

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(n) A person who is always taking things for themselves; selfish; also they have a lot of money but mooch off of everyone
Man, I hate that guy- he's such a Sperry wearing garsh bag who never does anything for anyone.
by jdizzz January 20, 2017
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geastics

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Man I tore my arm put tryna do geastics on the uneven bars last night
by Urmomtryna69liketekashi January 3, 2019
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