Garflunkus

an idiot, something that's stupid

This is so garflunkus

by Garflunkus November 13, 2023

Garfafew

Andrew loves Emily more

Garfafew! I am right

by GustardRupert41 January 17, 2024

Garfunkle

Means pretty much anything and everything.

Person 1: "GET GARFUNKLED IDIOT!"
Person 2: "Go Garfunkel Yourself!"
Person 1: "Garfunkle you!"

by A dude who eats Mac and cheese January 23, 2024

Garflangooniun

Garflangoonium is Element Number 120 on the Periodic Table, also used in slang to express something crazy.

Baller: garflangooniun

synth: gar

by SynthJZ January 5, 2024

garflangoonium

garflangoonium is the 120th element in the periodic table

neb: GARFLANGOONIUM BRO

synf: gar

by SynthJZ January 5, 2024

garflangoonium

When bro is totally of his yeak bro. Straight goonin right now.

Eisenhower: "Ayo Jamal is goonin bro, jit is pure garflangoonium right now"

by SynthJZ January 5, 2024

Garfield

He is all powerful.

You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.

To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.

This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.

He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.

Man 1: Oh shit...

Man 2: what?

Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...

Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

by The Peter tower January 7, 2024