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Frustration Boner

When something is so frustrating, and you cannot possibly grasp it that it gives you a frustrating boner. It could be a math question that you can't wrap your head around, a tag on the back of your boxers that won't stop itching, etc.
Guy1: OH MY FUCKING GOD, the tag on the back of my shirt won't stop itching
Guy2: That's frustrating
Guy1: I have SUCH a frustration boner now
by fustorbutts January 21, 2009
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drive-by fruiting

Similar to a drive-by shooting or drive-by, except as a sign of superiority, fruit is thrown because the victim is too afraid to attack the aggressor, and hence is not worthy of a bullet.
MRS DOUBTFIRE: Oh, it was a run by fruiting dear.

Pierce Brosnan: *bemused look*
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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fruck

It's like fuck, only nicer, and easier to say around you parents.
by mariam April 24, 2004
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fruity

"Fruity" has a precise meaning, but is difficult to define. Loosely speaking, the word refers to something which is cheerfully and perkily saccharine, naïve, generic, corny, banal, innocuous, un-self-consciously dippy, sexually neutered (or, conversely, having perverse subtexts), or just plain dumb - and is amusing because of it. Dorkiness which doesn't even know that it's dorky, but celebrates its own dorkiness anyway: that which is flamboyantly and happily retarded. Closely synonymous with wordgay/word, in the not-necessarily-homosexual sense.

Examples of fruitiness include:

* Those old TV commercials for Mentos ("The Freshmaker!")

* The theme song to "The Neverending Story"

* The 80s band Wham! (in fact, the 80s as a whole was quite possibly the Fruitiest Decade Ever)

* Those Slim Goodbody fitness programs they made you watch in elementary school
"Cats" may be the fruitiest show ever to grace Broadway.
by Greenie November 3, 2003
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women of mass frustration

These are the type of women in your life who constantly nag, are bitchy, and generally are intolerable to be around. This is a play on words of "weapons of mass destruction"
My mom is totally being a WMF today.
by Lon September 2, 2005
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Frukus

frukus is a yaoi pairing involving the Hetalia characters France England and America. It was created because some fangirls were sick and tired of the debate between fruk and usuk.
I hate frukus!!
by shywarp903 January 6, 2012
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Fruitful

When someone eats a lot of fruit
Angel: I ate a lot of fruit today, I’m very fruitful.
by Djjdbridjebdd December 13, 2020
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