flarfin

usually meaning "asshole" or "bitch" but said when little children are around

"can you believe that flarfin just cut me off timmy?"

by bonks November 14, 2004

flirge

First Lady I'd Rather Get Elected. Term first used on SNL skit spoofing Gov Sara Palin and Hillary Clinton played by Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, respectively. Hillary Clinton asks people to stop calling her a flirge and Palin asks not to be called a MILF.

In some people's opinion, Hillary Clinton is a flirge. Sarah Palin, on the otherhand, is a MILF

by knottysailorboy January 14, 2009

Fairfax Wiffleball

A club that was created at Fairfax High School in 2009. The Fairfax Wiffleball club was filled with so many elite wiffleball players that it sparked the actual term Fairfax Wiffleball, which refers to an elite wiffleball league. It can also be used as Fairfax Wiffleballer which means an elite player or an all-star wiffleball player. The term can be traced back to it's three genious creators.

Kevin: Hey are you joining Fairfax Wiffleball?

Chris: Hell yeah that jaint is sick!

Alex: Why wouldn't you join it? It's stacked with wiffleballers.

by OfficialWiffleball November 14, 2009

clerk flirt

usually a female customer who tends to flirt with the male clerk in case she may be a few cents or quarters away from her total.

Clerk flirt: wow has anyone told you that you look good in blue?
Clerk: not really...7.56 please
Clerk flirt: wow....7.18 darnit...uhhh
*silence*
-Did you see my henna tattoos?
*lifts shirt*
Clerk:(awkwardly) yeah....*grabs change from change cup* have a nice day

by xprsslnblu May 11, 2009

Jill flirt

Anal sex

Bob could not quit thinking about his desire to Jill flirt Sally in the supply closet at work.

by Strecher June 10, 2018

Fat Girl Flirt

While at a party, you spy a larger woman. She is alone and seems to feel out of place, so you approach her and compliment her to make her feel wanted without any intentions of taking her home.

“Wow that was really nice of you to approach Tina and make her feel comfortable” “I just used the fat girl flirt, works every time”

by smitbrro November 1, 2017

Flirt

someone who ruined a 5 years relationship

Genevieve Puebla is a big flirt, a bitch indeed.

by rhypp August 22, 2018