Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)

friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...

by Dick Champ May 24, 2011

fappa

a fappa is a massive slap administered to the back of the head when a child has done something wrong european mothers/grandmothers are famous for this

johns mum gave him a massive fappa for smoking

by thewogboy March 29, 2007

flapjack

lying down naked flopping from your belly to your back

Harold flapjacked in bed.

by sombodiididididid January 3, 2011

kentucky flapjack

Three or more people in an ass fucking stack, usually followed by a p-town fire drill.

"Honey, if being gay was sinful, do you think that an Idaho State Trooper would have recently caught the son of God in a public restroom with four other men performing a Kentucky Flapjack?"

-JHC

by thenatas May 8, 2004

fappage

fappage = one man birds and bees

i explained masturbation euphemisms using childish language

by unknownness July 15, 2003

Flapple Juice

Apple juice which is shared amongst the members of a flat. Hence "Flapple".

"Oi lads, everyone chip in we need more flapple juice"

by Awesome Steve November 2, 2009

flappage

Something Hindle simply can't get enough of

Hindle: "I really need some flappage"

by d b May 23, 2006