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when someone (a dumbass)does something by accident but makes out it was done purposelly.
kicking that ball into the car and giving the old lady a heart attack was a major hindle.
hindle by jim henson jr December 23, 2008

Hindle-ism 

HINDLE-ISM (pleetoes inspired)
“Truth is bae.Truth is justin beiber. Don't be holy be holy-ish”

As in -ish i mean don’t twerk when highschoolers demand you to, that wouldn’t be very holy of you.

Holy-ish religion rules
Must listen to justin beiber bc bieber is key to being holy-ish
PUPPIES when sad puppies
Love assault (hit out of love) if they were not out of love that is not holy
“Wanna make out” NO NO NO NO NO we are too holy for that
Leaving read receipts on ! (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)
MUST NEVER BE A COLORED PENCIL(except on twin day)
Always must wear a hoodie
VEGETABLES ARE A NO NO
Must believe kailyhn is hotter than the sun
Daily selfies must be taken
Rock and roll sign (we use to show god and jesus we love him)
Youth group is not to praise god but to look at hot guitar player duhh
NO PEPSI we PREFER COKE (not the drug kind )
Must believe that john b is hot
Must have straight-ish teeth (#INVISALIGN)
Emma (OCD child) MUST NOT live by a fence (doesnt matter cuz it doesn't exist)
NO EMO’S
Must have a John B phone case
Must be given a nickname by “THE HOLY-ISH HINDLE
Must not be retarted (sassy tassi can't relate)
Don't ditch me or threaten to stop talking to me
DOES NOT HAVE CALENDARS OF HER MOM (EMMA CAN'T RELATE)

MUST SEND A JAWLINE PIC)
doesn't get mad when u hit them (EMMA CANT RELATE)
doesn't hang up on you (anze cant relate)
-ISH IS KEY
CO FOUNDERS
SASSI TASSI (isaac) OCD-ISH CHILD (EMMA)

MADE BY THE HOLY-ISH KAILYHN
we are part of "hindle-ism"
Hindle-ism by susixhsuiwhdfbxi February 22, 2022

James Hindle 

The best kind of person. Gets all them girls and takes em back to his PS4 for a round of fortnight. No man is like James Hindle, he's in another world
Did you hear about James Hindle he's a real man
James Hindle by Pineapple67 December 19, 2018
Handlez is the largest social media plug online, not to be confused with the SoundCloud rapper Handlez.
Insta Entrepreneur: Yo bro my IG username is wack af. I wish I was able to get “nftmoney” , “jettalk” or “topg” as my handle on da gram

SoundCloud Rapper: Yo my G, just hit up my plug “Handlez” . He’ll get you right in less than a week with whatever handle you want
Handlez by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Slave Handles 

Slave handles is another term for twin tails usually used in a sexual connotation
"It's handlebars when it's sexual, but slave handles are more... violent." -Projekt Melody

I looked up 'slave handles', but I couldn't find it." "I didn't invent it! I swear it's a term!" -Projekt Melody (Term inventor)
Slave Handles by Arclock January 22, 2021

Tom Hiddleston 

Erica: u know tom Hiddleston?
Jessica: the hottest man walking on earth?
Tom Hiddleston by Dilifwh0re March 6, 2021
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Pee Calculus

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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