Fema

federal emergancy managment agence

FEMA was in charge of the oil spilll

by danial March 24, 2003

feemale

A woman who has sex for a fee.

I met up with this feemale trick off craigslist and I did the slip and slide with her. I was totally worth it.

by A happy ending April 6, 2010

fecalist

A man who likes to eat shit all day long

- I've been at that party, met that girl, been fucking her all night long then I went to another great party, hooked up with a girl there aswell and started pomping again.
- Damn fecalist, stop eating shit, you were at home !

by vorty December 15, 2008

fecal warrior

One who partakes in wrestling with poo instead of mud.

ass pirate

Not only is she a champion mud wrestler, she also dominates as a fecal warrior.

by Craig Frezek December 9, 2008

fecal fister

one who delights him/herself by shoving a fist up a poopy anus while eating overly spiced west indain chodes

"Wow that Sarahreally is a fecal fister."

by chode monger February 10, 2009

FEMA blue

color of tarps given out by FEMA after hurricane Katrina to people with roof damage

Katrina was 5 years ago and people still have those FEMA blue tarps.

I'm painting my car FEMA blue.

by jsnwlsn July 14, 2010

Fecalfiliac

Also known as parents of babies and small children. All they fucking talk about, besides leaky breasts and cracked nipples, is poop and snot and vomit and ear wax. Gross. And people wonder why I don't want kids.

My friend is a fecalfiliac ever since she had a baby--all she can talk about is shitty diapers.

by Jennaleigh August 14, 2003