Female Driving Syndrome
A syndrome affecting all women around the world preventing them from being good drivers. Running into stationary objects, parking accidents, and general reckless driving are all signs of FDS. It is currently incurable.
A syndrome affecting all women around the world preventing them from being good drivers. Running into stationary objects, parking accidents, and general reckless driving are all signs of FDS. It is currently incurable.
Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think happened to that car over there?
Guy 2: Looks like a case of FDS....
Officer: Sir, what was the reason for the accident.
Guy: The other driver suffered from FDS...
Guy 2: Looks like a case of FDS....
Officer: Sir, what was the reason for the accident.
Guy: The other driver suffered from FDS...
by Shion314 July 8, 2011
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dude2: fdofllapm!!! are u THAT oblivious?!?! rofl!
dude2: fdofllapm!!! are u THAT oblivious?!?! rofl!
by Deathzilla7 January 9, 2008
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This is when a computer geek drinks his/her own bodyweight in alcohol on a week night then bails on work the next day because they spent the morning sitting on the toilet pooping and puking in unison all the while sending work colleagues email updates.
This is when a computer geek drinks his/her own bodyweight in alcohol on a week night then bails on work the next day because they spent the morning sitting on the toilet pooping and puking in unison all the while sending work colleagues email updates.
colleague:What the hell?
That’s not fair. I wanna stay home too!
sicky:The joys of drinking, I pooped and vomited at the same time. What a joyous occasion.
Sent wirelessly from my BlackBerry device on the @*#$ network.
Colleague:Ew…
Sicky:That's full duplex projectile protocol. FDPP
Sent wirelessly from my BlackBerry device on the @#&* network.
That’s not fair. I wanna stay home too!
sicky:The joys of drinking, I pooped and vomited at the same time. What a joyous occasion.
Sent wirelessly from my BlackBerry device on the @*#$ network.
Colleague:Ew…
Sicky:That's full duplex projectile protocol. FDPP
Sent wirelessly from my BlackBerry device on the @#&* network.
by ~BM~ March 19, 2009
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Stop acting like an fdsk.
(if a down syndrome kid walks in to the room as a warning you can alert others by saying) "fdsk"
Stop acting like an fdsk.
(if a down syndrome kid walks in to the room as a warning you can alert others by saying) "fdsk"
by Jay Zee 8 May 29, 2010
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Get the FDK mug.The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.
My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.
by Tederator March 19, 2011
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