pita factor
pita factor by pita controller February 4, 2006
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mackerel factor
Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.
mackerel factor by bullet88 August 21, 2008
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bozo factor
The unseen aspect of a plan which must be taken into consideration so as to avoid an undesirable outcome generally due to involvement of those working beyond the scope of their competence.
Their evacuation plan in the event of a nuclear disaster does not take into account the bozo factor and chaos which would ensue.
bozo factor by SophieBird February 8, 2010
Foreign Factor
A numerical value that ranges between 1 and 3 on the scale of rating women out of 10 for attractiveness. The factor is calculated by how attractive a woman is before her voice is heard (eg. a 6, she's not extremely attractive, but is noticed) after her foreign accent is heard her rating on the "attractiveness scale" can fluctuate up to a value of 3 depending on your preference for specific accents. (The 6 that was previously spoken of has increased to a value of 8.5 or even 9 if her accent is French or Australian. If her accent is Indian however, the foreign factor can dercrease her attractiveness as low as a 3.)
Foreign Factor by Johnnykikass February 10, 2010
major pucker factor
A major pucker factor is a critical problem that that everybody's ass so tight you couldn't slip in a sheet of paper sideways.
major pucker factor by Mora Hastits December 20, 2006
Muffin Top Factor
(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.
Examples of PROPER use:
1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.
2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.
Examples of IMPROPER use:
1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.
2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.
2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.
Examples of IMPROPER use:
1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.
2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
Muffin Top Factor by Troy Witte December 28, 2007