Johnnykikass's definitions

Scarlet Syndrome

Being attracted to redheads, much like yellow fever.

Steve's got a bad case of scarlet syndrome.

by johnnykikass February 10, 2010

Helen Keller Drunk

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

Brewskiing

verb referring to skiing while consuming alcohol, or shortly after consuming alcohol.

Go get your skis and a six-pack! We're going brewskiing!

by Johnnykikass January 28, 2010

Foreign Factor

A numerical value that ranges between 1 and 3 on the scale of rating women out of 10 for attractiveness. The factor is calculated by how attractive a woman is before her voice is heard (eg. a 6, she's not extremely attractive, but is noticed) after her foreign accent is heard her rating on the "attractiveness scale" can fluctuate up to a value of 3 depending on your preference for specific accents. (The 6 that was previously spoken of has increased to a value of 8.5 or even 9 if her accent is French or Australian. If her accent is Indian however, the foreign factor can dercrease her attractiveness as low as a 3.)

"I'd say Susan is about a 6."
"No way! With her foreign factor she's an eight!

by Johnnykikass February 10, 2010