The art of drinking such a perfect amount of alcohol that one does not black out, throw up, or die. However, there is one constant when being KAYAK drunk which is the fact that said individual will end up throwing a kayak at another living human.
Friend #1:“Dude, how did you chip your tooth?”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
Friend #2: “I spent a week at my buddy’s lake house and we got kayak drunk. The thing hit me right in the face.”
by Adele is fat September 19, 2019
Get the kayak drunkmug. A state of intoxication characterized by unwarranted high-fiving, fist-bumping and any other activity typically associated with excessive levels of testosterone. This condition is customarily associated with college-aged males and prodigious consumption of hops-based alcoholic beverages. Stereotypical undertakings of an individual in this state can include but are not limited to: viewing of televised sporting events, gatherings of fraternal organizations, and any pursuit which might involve the removal of his polo shirt to establish the viability of his biceps.
Oh my god, Bill and Ted are so bro-drunk right now. They just chugged another beer and now they're arm wrestling!
by andykat September 2, 2009
Get the bro-drunkmug. Did you get a wiff of Chris this morning? He must have really tied one on last night, he has quite the drunk funk.
by Sacrafix 1 March 30, 2010
Get the drunk funkmug. The state of the mind and body after being sleep deprived. Has similar symptoms to being drunk such as forgetfulness, laughing at things that aren't really that funny, and irritability.
After I only got two hours of sleep, I went into work completely sleep drunk. I was in a mild daze for the entire morning.
by DROCK2265 June 10, 2012
Get the sleep drunkmug. The most drunk a person can be and still basically function.
For a TRUE Wisconsinite, my experience is that this is somewhere around 30 to 40 beers for the average male and about 15 to 25 for the average WI female (add 1 beer for every 10 lbs of body weight over 200 lbs).
Wisconsin drunk is normally accomplished in an all day drinking fest centered around Packers games, vacationing out of state in large packs, or any time there is something remotely resembling an excuse for drinking. It is almost ALWAYS done while eating 3 or more brats.
For a TRUE Wisconsinite, my experience is that this is somewhere around 30 to 40 beers for the average male and about 15 to 25 for the average WI female (add 1 beer for every 10 lbs of body weight over 200 lbs).
Wisconsin drunk is normally accomplished in an all day drinking fest centered around Packers games, vacationing out of state in large packs, or any time there is something remotely resembling an excuse for drinking. It is almost ALWAYS done while eating 3 or more brats.
Sven: Oh man. I woke up soooooo hunover this mornin'. I couldn't find my caar. My face was stuck to da floor and I still had a beer in one hand and a half eatin' brat in tha other. I didn't even know who won the paackers' game...? Whoa whadda night!
Ole: Oooo. Sounds like you got Wis-caaahnsin drunk last night Sven. I would tell you what you did but I don't remember cuz I was Wis-caaahnsin drunk too!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wisconsites are generally very friendly. Here is an example of what an out-of-stater might here shortly before going "Wisconsin drunk": "Hiya!! Welcome to Wis-caaahnsin!!! Here's a beer and here's a brat!!!!!" (They are being nice but you should FEAR those words)
Ole: Oooo. Sounds like you got Wis-caaahnsin drunk last night Sven. I would tell you what you did but I don't remember cuz I was Wis-caaahnsin drunk too!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wisconsites are generally very friendly. Here is an example of what an out-of-stater might here shortly before going "Wisconsin drunk": "Hiya!! Welcome to Wis-caaahnsin!!! Here's a beer and here's a brat!!!!!" (They are being nice but you should FEAR those words)
by Ewstevens3 March 29, 2010
Get the Wisconsin Drunkmug. a slang term used to describe one or more persons who is under the influence of alcohol. Originating from the coast of California, 'drunk bitches' has been shortened to the term 'drunk beezy'.
by A.A.Mcreamy August 22, 2010
Get the drunk beezymug. wasted beyond belief (preferably on rum). in the final stages one's vocabulary is reduced to arrrrrgggggg!
by the boot September 11, 2003
Get the pirate drunkmug.