that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.

edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!

that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow by ed the Word September 15, 2009

A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed 

A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.

Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.

Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'

Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'

Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."

A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed by NIS April 26, 2013

What does it mean when you see flying platypuses? 

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

What does it mean when you see flying platypuses? by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011

does it for me 

To be attracted to or have general appreciation for anothers appearence.

Phil Sukys just does it for me (catherine salm)

does it for me by Aides 09 August 17, 2009

Hot Doerfler 

A dry handjob; preferably from an ROTC girl or a very butch female.

"Dude she gave me a Hot Doerfler and then I went back out. Perfect night."

"I hope i can atleast get a Hot Doerfler tonight."

Hot Doerfler by captain butt hash February 5, 2010

Sure Does 

Used to confuse. Does not have any real meaning. Used when you really don't want to say yes or no, or even answer the question for that matter.

Person 1: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Person 2:"Sure does"
Person 1:"Wait, What?"

Sure Does by Breckin April 22, 2010

Doeg

Its very similar to both dog and dawg, however this variation of the word has a different pronunciation. Unlike dog and dawg, doeg is pronounced with a strong annunciation on the "o" syllable. It sounds like it is spelled doooooeg or doe-g, rather than simply dog.

In the movie I Love You Man, Peter Klaven calls his friend Sydney Fife on the phone and says, "I'm workin' like a doeg."

Doeg by Kcaj Nilkranf October 20, 2011