Docktavias

The perfect dock installation. All sections where perfectly level and pins flew into place effortlessly. The sun is out and the water bare warm. She is a 150 foot monster and jaw dropping to the eyes some may ever say she is the definition of eye candy. Docktavias sometimes makes me reconsider my life struggles and education. As a young man or women docktavias is a blessing we do not deserve as they human race. I love docktavias

Jessica: “ do you guys see that”

Thomas: “my eyes are watering”

Liam: “Oh, Fuccckkkk yah boys”

Nick: “fucking trailer”

Ben: “it’s beautiful”

Austin: “God is real”

Jason: “steeeeezzzzyyy”

Dylan: “the legend is real”

All together: “docktavias...”

Docktavias by The fat white african May 19, 2021

Docklet

Dirty chocolates - Dirty black people

You’re homeless, stubborn, and brown skinned — you’re a docklet.

Docklet by bigboysutton November 9, 2021

Docky Drink 

Docky Drink is similar to the drinkable drug lean, but the sprite is replaced with Dr. Pepper

Bob couldn't find any sprite at the store, so we're making Docky Drink.

Docky Drink by fencing-with-dildoes March 26, 2023

Spock Docking 

See space docking, wearing a red shirt and "live long and prosper" high fiving

I was docking my boy, watching Star Trek and it just happened...we Spock docking

Spock Docking by ben2020 October 5, 2013

Faux docking 

Verb. It's when two chicks with abnormally long clitorises insert them into each other's clits until they blow their full load into each other's uteri.

Damn them bitches be faux docking! Noice. docking

Faux docking by Jcena! June 1, 2016

emo docking 

When the head of a circumcised penis is covered by the foreskin of a uncircumcised penis

"hey , Jim Steve, can you two stop emo docking and help with the dishes"

emo docking by Wesbal22 June 8, 2016

Dry Docking a Steamer 

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

Dry Docking a Steamer by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016