ditchuation

When you get stood up. Ditched. Left to fend for yourself.

"Dude, where were you? I was waiting all day!"
"Haa, got you in a ditchuation."

by VeegeeC March 18, 2010

Ditching an Ancona in the Big River

Taking a shit.

Anne Tifa: "Sorry I didn't respond to your signal message, I was ditching an Ancona in the Big River."

by Com Yunist February 12, 2017

Ditch

(Noun) is a combination of the words "dick" and "bitch." It can be a derogatory term used for a male or female.

"That ditch is such a shit talker!"
"You're such a ditch!"
"He's a ditch."
"She's a ditch."

by Anon1919 June 7, 2018

Ditch or bitch

either you ditch and leave forever or you stay and bitch about it

Man you gotta ditch or bitch

by Hahabitch28 April 9, 2019

Sausage Ditch

A place of which to insert you're mighty walls banger!

After taking a leisurley stroll in the country, Samuel was pleased to come across Susans "sausage ditch" buried in the growling undergrowth!

by Sausage Gash. December 11, 2011

dildong ditch

When you, or your friend, ding ding ditches a house by using a strap on dildo to ring the doorbell.

Extra points for fucking your friend in the ass after ringing the doorbell. Your friend must finish before someone answers the door.

"What did you do this weekend?"
" I dildong ditched with my friend. He fucked me in the ass afterwards and I came everywhere. The old dude who answered the door was super surprised. It was awesome."

by CordizzleDick September 6, 2016

Dick Ditcher

A guy who ditches his bros every time he gets a new girl!
Female Version: Labia Leaver

"Toby is such a dick ditcher, ever since he hooked up with that ho Misty he doesn't go anywhere with his boys."

by JAMISON75TX December 20, 2017