Ding Dong Ditch 

The act of removing one's penis in pursuit of becoming a woman.

My teacher Mr. Buckworth had a ding dong ditch this summer and now goes by Francine.

Ding Dong Ditch by mung-fu March 7, 2017

Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong 

Words describing a straight but thicc Asian Chinese boy who likes you :)
Here's my number: 070 4853 3927

Call me <3

"I think Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong likes you ;)))"

Ding Dong Ling Long Ching Chong by Black lives are chinese November 19, 2020

ding dong 

a gay song wrote by a half man half terroist. the song is meant to blow up your ear. ding dong means BALLS. it is usually used by fags.

earl: haha, i kicked you in the jewels
nerd: that would have hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. ding dong.
earl kicks him in the balls yet again

ding dong by mr. jewels March 30, 2009

ding-dong 

Synonymous with Jeremy.

Also, police officers who play call of duty.

That ding-dong is good at WZ!

Jeremy?

ding-dong by _juno_ October 24, 2022

Ding Dong 

When someone takes a shit in your mouth for pleasure or punishment. Based on the colors of the Hostess snack "Ding Dong" the poop is the base color of the Hostess snack while the chunks of undigested food are the frosting. Yum.

"Listen shitbag: if you don't get me my fucking soup I'll feed you my Ding Dong!"

Ding Dong by Terubz December 26, 2009

Ding Dong 

a floppy weiner that is soggy and cant get stiff. it is small and is kind alike a soggy worm

after being kicked in the balls so many times i had a ding dong

Ding Dong by matt the hopper November 30, 2003

ding dong 

when you ring a girls door bell and before she answers you friend sneak in and fuck her up the anus before she opens the door which will then proceed to DP.

she exclaimed "IV'E BEEN "ding dong"ed"

ding dong by wiggleding March 28, 2009