Crudiment

A hard, crusty matter usually found in plumbing fixtures, faucets, that suffer from poor cleaning regimen and hard water.

The customer complained of a slow flushing toilet…I recommend to clean the CRUDIMENT buildup from the water jets under the rim of toilet.

by Gargamel72 December 2, 2023

Couderc

The absolute best fucking person. They flirt with everyone and has a massive horsecock that all trans people are jealous of. They will steal all your perfume and boyfriends as well as completely shatter your confidence that your dick falls off. Your back too after they absolutely fucking destroy your booty hole. Simply looking in their direction will instantly blow your back out from how massive their penis area is. When I first laid eyes on a Couderc they were so hard it was illegal and they had to handcuff their cock.

When I see a Couderc, the following happens:
I...
-Cream
-Splurge
-Nut
-Ejaculate
-Gleeber
-Poot
-Fart
-Cum

Police Officer: You got a license to bear arms that HUGE, Couderc?
Couderc: No officer, but we can work something out in your cop car 😉 .

by SEXY BEAST69696969969696969 December 11, 2023

Crode

A bizarre state of mind in which someone will say weird things and laugh a lot at pretty much anything; often induced by subtances or being tired

“What if instead of legs we had four toes and all of them were fingers” - Jimmy
“Jim, You’ve got to be on the crode right now” - Jimmy’s Friend

by PaleDragonKnight104 December 25, 2023

Crud

The less offensive word for CRAP. Never use this word to insult someone, or you'll get shame.

"Oh crud, my salad fell off the table."

by Mistickle December 26, 2023

crode

Crode is another word for bro, it is short for crodie and means a good friend of a trusted friend. The origin of this word is the ghetto of Toronto. This word can also be used for a make up name for a stranger.

Yo crode gimme my food back!
This crode doesn't know what he's talking about.
That one crode on the train keeps eyeing me

by ott.Rd35 November 27, 2024

Crode

Short form for the word “crodie” meaning bro, or friend.

“yoooo whats good crode”

by nevvvvvvvvvv January 30, 2024

cruddust

Farting, silently, as you walk by someone you either want to move out of the way or leave. Only works in crowded areas where you can't be discovered as the farter.

Good technique for waiters whose tables are "camping out".
"I wish those people would leave. Should I go and cruddustthem?"

by Preston Tomeo April 18, 2024