Ass-Crotch

A disturbing hump that appears on fat old ladies crotches, looks like a second ass.

MEYER HAS THE BIGGEST Ass-Crotch EVER!!!!

by SMURF_THAT_HATES_MEYER July 9, 2004

Pop Crotch

When your thighs get unnaturally cold from holding a cold beverage between your legs.A change of bodily position and/or drink location are key in noticing this phenomenon.

After holding my soda in my lap driving to work, I got wicked pop crotch when I finally got out of my car.

by Sooper Jon April 12, 2007

crotch rocket

fast bike with allot of go go go . . usually rules the streets , drag strip , and the track because of it's high weight / power ratio

jeez a honda civic has 140 hp and a crotch rocket has 140 hp and weighs 10 times less !!!! !! ! ! !! !! ! !

by motorcycleking April 4, 2003

Crotch Rat

Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/

A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch

Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.

Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!

Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.

Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?

by Chrijones July 24, 2012

crotch gauze

A cotton pad placed in a woman's panties during menstruation, to absord bloody uterine discharge.

Hey Floe! Can you lend me some crotch gauze? I'm gushing like a broken dam.

by Orpus August 21, 2005

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010

Crotch Crumbs

These are the crumbs of food that miss your mouth and fall into your crotch. Crotch Crumbs occur most often in movie theatres, dark-lit rooms, and most often when one viciously shovels food into their mouth for reasons unknown.

'Hey, Ron. Can you pass me the popcorn?'
'There's none left in the bag but you can have my crotch crumbs'.

by Walt Diznay August 29, 2010