crispy

the feeling or act of being burnt out

The team is a little crispy this week.

by Amberbackhander March 5, 2022

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

Buzzing off a drink and a few tokes, gosh I'm crispy!

Yah, I'm crispy! Grog and pot does that, aye!?

by anonymous July 5, 2021

Crispy

When a roast is especially hurtful;

"holy shit that roast was *Sharp Inhale* CRISPY!"

by THEDEFINITIVEFISHMAN September 18, 2018

Crispy Greens

Marijuana.

I hear Marcus sells them crispy greens all the time.

by PinkytheFloyd July 10, 2010

Crispy

Something that is just bussin bussin

That ending to the movie was too crispy it made me cry like mf baby.

by anonymous November 27, 2021

Crispy Missus

a crispy missus is when a male is fornicating with a female significant other, to which, instead of ejaculating inside of the sweet sugar walls, he pulls out and globs all over her stomach and breasts. Thus creating a crispy missus.

Male: Pulled the old crispy missus last night and splooged all over her chebs

female friend: Nice one mate, I wish I could be someone's crispy missus.

by Fabio Stiller November 28, 2020

Crispy

Stoned and tipsy.

A shot and a bowl is bound to make you feel crispy!

by ZakiahGrant July 5, 2021