Life-coach syndrom

Life-coach syndroom- term used to describe a common condition some people suffer due to involving themselves in all kinds of self-improvement seminars, buying loads of crap books, full of catchy, commercialized terms and display their syndrom while talking to others by constantly reffering to read advices and calling upon motivational phrases.

coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.

The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.

Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable

This sexually frustrated guy from the local company passed by for cup of tea, bullshitting about responsibility you got to take for your life. Right, his tax debt is due, car broke down, wife hooking up with any random guy at her work. Now he is playing for a life saver that himself can't swim. His dicking around is clearly Life-coach syndrom

by cantelini September 28, 2009

catch the neck

to get a blowjob from a willing female

yo i caught the neck from your sister.......aye shorty can i catch the neck

by huge cock guy June 19, 2007

catch me fuck me's

The term given to Physical Training shorts issued to US Special Operations personnel during training. These one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. Comes in sexy OD Green. Also knows as "Ranger Panties". They closely resemble Richard Simmon's work out shorts.

Dude, why was sergeant Johnson wearing those "catch me fuck me's" at Organization Day? I though he left the Ranger Batt a year ago... they looked totally gay.

by SOCOMdaddy April 20, 2008

Catch a Charge

To perform an act that can result in legal problems.

Amie: I'm so mad at Alison, next time I see her, I'm going to kick her in the face.

Jeff: You ready to catch a charge over her punk ass?

by MaryJane123 December 10, 2005

bullet catcher

Used to refer to members of the military. Usually refers to members of an infantry unit or any other high speed dangerious unit such as special forces. Most often used to describe members of the Army or Marines or members of other branches who endure a large number of casualties.

John: I've been thinking about joining the Army and hopefully going infantry.

Tom: Good Luck. I'd join with you but being a bullet catcher really isn't my thing.

by that<one>guy March 3, 2010

Coach

Someone who wants the best for his team. Supports them & encourages development. Can sometimes be a bit of a cunt, but is still loved by the whole team. Has a clear knowledge and understanding of the fishcake celebration!

Look at how much that team loves Coach Ben

by jen&kirsty April 9, 2015

Clit Catcher

A large gap between a persons 2 front teeth.

Did you see the clit catcher on David Letterman?

by giamKS January 1, 2008