The Chuck Norris

The act of taking someone's virginity while on a Bowflex.

I totally got The Chuck Norris at the gym yesterday.

by Those are the fax March 1, 2009

Spear Chucken Moon Cricket

Anyone of African descent.

That boy ther is a spear chucken moon cricket.

by brownzack141 March 24, 2017

better than chuck norris

Bruce Lee, Chuck norris was a pupil of his and has even admitted that if both of them were in their prime, Bruce Lee would win, there is no one to compare to bruce lee

bruce Lee vs. Chuck norris
it would probably end the same way it did in way of the dragon/return of the dragon chuck norris looking like he's going to win, chuck norris would then get cocky, then bruce would make a comeback, he then starts to kick chuck norris' butt, then he breaks his arm and leg and then he breaks chuck norris' neck, Hence, Bruce lee is better than chuck norris.

by Bruce Lee is better than chuck norris October 30, 2007

custard chucker

When a Man Jacks-Off in his hand and throws it itb someone's face. Mostly a Game played by College studants.

"Oww, my eye... You fucking custard chucker!"

by Immortal-Jake May 17, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

Chuck Norris Weed

It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!

A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"

"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"

"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"

"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"

by Brandon Evans December 31, 2007

Fuck 'N Chuck

1. To have sexual intercourse with someone and then leave them.
2. To toss a person out after having sexual intercourse.

Amy was the bomb last night but you know, I had to fuck 'n chuck her.

by this and that March 8, 2009