Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking.

by roofcanoe May 02, 2020

clam canoe

Another term for the vagina

My clam canoe is hurting.

by Terra Eaker March 18, 2023

skin canoeing

Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.

Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...

by CreepyRob June 05, 2023

canoed out

its a sexual innuendo for whenever a woman repeatedly gets fucked by numerous men and is bottomed out

My friend Manuel doesnt fool around with women whom he believes have been canoed out

by Manuel59manuel February 12, 2021

indian canoe

A game played where two participants home their forearms together and a lit cigarette is dropped in between their arms. Whoever moves their arm first loses.

Man I burned my arm at the bar last night playing Indian canoe.

by Sackof potatoes September 16, 2017

pink canoe

a vagina, lady bits, beaver, front butt, or any other name for a biological woman's private parts.

I can't wait to paddle your pink canoe later!

by Avid Canoe Enthusiast June 29, 2023

Pantene Poo Canoe

Beautiful silky hair straight from a Pantene shampoo commercial, so long that it flows down to her anus and grants its admirer the ability to insert his silky and throbbing appendage in to her tight back passage.

Wow look at the long hair on that bird. I’d give her the Pantene poo canoe!

by We are Budju May 11, 2024