Certified Hipster

A person who follows the latest trends and fashions; being outside the cultural mainstream.

Angie Zarate is, what many call, a certified hipster.

by philomela March 14, 2015

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

cartiquette

Shopping cart etiquette. The proper way treat other shoppers while pushing your cart through the aisles. Examples include staying in lanes, not blocking the aisles, and being aware of one's surroundings.

"This lady is taking up the entire aisle with her cart! She has absolutely NO cartiquette."

by joshdamigo February 21, 2017

certified tikybo

That type a nigga who Snatch anybody bitch, the Best rapper and the true GOAT , also the nicest nigga ever cuz he gets the most clout.

Certified Tikybo is too nice

by Claudio goodweller June 18, 2018

Certified Flexer

Often used by Snapchatter TrellCrzy . Means nobody in this world will know your flexing unless you tell someone

This girl said that messed around with each other in the past is that true ? “ Nope “ Certified Flexer .. Because nobody will know the truth if u lie .

by Anonymousiq November 17, 2017

Curtians

1) Fabric hung from rods to block out the sun.
2) A terrible hair style choice consisting of short hair and a middle parting.
3) An iconic character from the BBC series 'This country'.

Person A: I can't believe you got curtians
Person B: I KNOw! I really hate my hair dresser!

by EclecticMess January 2, 2018

cartie’

A punk lah girl that is fucken scary of everything and is a cockblocker

My name is Cartie’ and I am a girl

by Butch nigga February 17, 2018