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cartiquette

Shopping cart etiquette. The proper way treat other shoppers while pushing your cart through the aisles. Examples include staying in lanes, not blocking the aisles, and being aware of one's surroundings.
"This lady is taking up the entire aisle with her cart! She has absolutely NO cartiquette."
by joshdamigo February 21, 2017
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Fartiquette

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**
Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.
by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009
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Chatiquette

This means observing etiquette in on line chat, via a chat room like facebook or wats app. It asks us to avoid ignoring messages especially that the other person knows you would have seen. To be aware of the use of emojis and to be polite to the person on the other end of the device, give a greeting before you start to converse if it's the first chat for the day .
I communicated with him on wats app and he lacked chatiquette owing to him not starting the conversation with a greeting.
by Spicegal May 25, 2017
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Chatiquette

Chatiquette describes guide lines for online chat communication, a variation of nettiquette.
Just as in any public space a little attention to chatiquette (chat etiquette) will make the experience more pleasant for everyone on IRC.
by MMM368 October 9, 2008
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criquette

The epitome of AWESOMENESS! This is a truly genuine and kind person. She always motivates and inspires others to be just as awesome. She is a great friend and confidante. And she is the sunshine that rays around us all.
I went to Criquette's house. I went to an awesome house!
by Bug241 January 15, 2017
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Chetiquette

To be a knob and or cunt in social situations
That’s bad chetiquette mate!
by The eloquent one June 16, 2021
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cartibetter_

a very funny and goofy girl that loves playboicarti and ken carson. She's also really sexy and cool.
"Did you see what cartibetter_ posted?"
"She's so funny and hot fr'
by plejbojkarti April 9, 2022
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