Burning Gonzales

When a male masturbates after touched spicy peppers or food

"Steve, do you have some Aloe Vera gel or some ice? I just gave myself a volcanic Burning Gonzales!"

by kobi666mf October 2, 2020

Burbing

To cycle every road in a suburb

I went burbing yesterday, and have now covered 75% of my neighbourhood.

by Amitrus October 22, 2020

Burning turnips

A way of referring to the act of farting or passing gas.

When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"

by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020

Burning Errands

To deal with and finalize a mass of personal tasks or errands all at once, often last minute and rushed.

Sundays are perfect days for burning errands.

I have so many bills I need to pay! I've got to hurry and burn all my errands.

by Ziolord December 24, 2020

Burning blankets to stay warm

Doing something that seems like a quick and easy solution to a problem, without thinking about the fact that it will only make the problem worse in the long term (ie. burning blankets might keep you warm for a short time, but once they're burned - they're gone and can't keep you warm anymore!).

Mate 1: Ah man, I keep getting told speeding fines are being sent to my old address. Luckily they don't know where I live now, so it's all good if I don't pay!

Mate 2: What? Mate, get those paid! Last thing you want is to get pulled over or lose your license over unpaid fines... you're just burning blankets to stay warm!

by lazyflyingtiger February 26, 2021

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021

Burlington Ham

This is the act of shoving your own testicles.into your anus, using all natural honey as lube.

Damn, jack had a few Burlington hams this weekend.

by KimbosBellyButton April 5, 2021