Shart Board 

This term resembles the victims face after a prank gone horribly wrong. Men have this sick urge to always fart on each other. Well, sometimes when you are sleeping, men will pants themselves and rip a hot beef right on the side of your face to increase the smell (and because it is funnier). Sometimes when said men pants themselves in preparation for the fart, a turd may slip out and hit the victim on the side of the dome piece, mimicking throwing a dart at a dart board.

Ryan: I dare you to bust a bare ass fart on Troy's head.

Kevin: No problem. Give me the bike pump. (Inserts bike pump into ass)

James: Bahahaha was that a turd that just hit Troy in the back of the neck?

Mike: Hahaha Troy is a shart board.

Shart Board by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019

The Board Munchies

The feeling when you want to eat but you are not hungry.

I must not succumb to "The Board Munchies".

The Board Munchies by RobbyRad June 5, 2019

Blow board 

Something to snort lines of coke off of

Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of

Blow board by Droppedmycroissant July 6, 2019

choice board 

An awful slave of homework that only nurds complete before the last day until it’s do

I hate Ms Ellis because of our choice boards

choice board by Big pp gang member 567896948 October 21, 2019

dart board 

when you’re in bed with a woman and she starts spinning on your penis, indicating you hit the target so this is often referred to as the dart board

dude she pulled the old dart board on me last night

dart board by mcfister55 November 19, 2019

Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.

Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted

Ouija board by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020

Chook board 

This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca

Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience

Chook board by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020