blue baller

A person who leads you to believing you will get laid but doesn't finish the job. Most commonly females.

We were making out heavily but when she wouldn't let me take off my pants I realized she was just another blue baller.

by audful October 19, 2008

Blue Mountain State

A show that airs on Spike. It is about a fictional college football team and revolves around partying, sex, and football.

Guy 1: "Wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "No, I'm about to watch some Blue Mountain State."

by Indian24 February 22, 2011

Blue Pill Envy

Inspired by Cypher in the Matrix. The notion that it may have been better had you never woken up to inner truths about the world and continued watching MTV, getting your nails done and working like a dog to provide money for world leaders to gamble with. It is envy of the brainwashed and uninformed lifestyle.

Andy is depressed and tired after researching the truth behind 9/11, big pharma and AGW theory. He wishes he was a regular guy who bangs chicks, works and pays taxes without asking questions like his friend Johnny. He has blue pill envy.

by Spea Kandest March 31, 2013

Blue Anon

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia hoax, Jussie Smollett Hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh Hoax. Blue anon adherents actually believe there was no voter fraud in the 2020 election. Now they are convinced that right-wing extremists are planning to storm the Capitol, and "remove" lawmakers, hence the need for thousands of National Guard troops to guard Congress.

Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol steps on March 4 to "send a message" to QAnon?
Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo.

by Mrs. Tibbs March 8, 2021

Blue Peter

Slang term for Blue Meth. Mainly used in England.

Steve: "You're smoking weed?"
Bob: "Chill out man, its not blue peter!"

by That one English guy... September 10, 2013

Blue Balls

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.

Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.

by Venompen September 10, 2009

Blue Heeler

A specific breed of the Australian cattle dog. This breed is known for its herding abilities.

Blue heelers are the smartest dogs around! Although they are intelligent, they are also defiant.

by s. erwin August 6, 2007