berthole

what one rams his bertramrod into.

bertram: hey can i borow your berthole?
sean: no

by Bob Mcfuckpants July 31, 2007

Berty

Abbrev. Liberty

An act of rudeness in which the perpetrator has exceded their privilege and encroached upon the rights of another.

That was Rob's tea, dont you think that drinking it was a bit of a berty ?

by Man79 October 24, 2010

bertuzzi

To prolong ones golfing season and hope no one gets injured.

I was about to swing and it wasn't my fault you stepped in the way of the club and cracked your head open.

by Susan June 15, 2004

bertlow

A bertlow is anyone who lives in the bad part of town, has had 50 different jobs in 3 months, etc. Also known as a loser, scrub, etc. Comes from Wickenburg, AZ, where a man named "Bertlow" was such a loser that the town's youth started calling all losers "bertlow".

"Jon is such a bertlow"
"All the bertlows live out at Whispering Ranch."

by A. M. August 24, 2005

Bertapelle

A family of alcoholic Italians that breed like rabbits and yell at bicyclists. They are almost all talented at playing stringed instruments.

Wow, your family is like a bunch of Bertapelles.

by EmoNuMou October 7, 2009

Berted

Someone who got insulted by the nerdiest kid around.
The insult is usually witty/nerdy, referencing nerdy subjects, but also including a powerful put-down

Berted
Guy #1- Dude, youre such a nerd

The 'Bert'- At least Star Trek will last forever in peoples memories, whilst your pathetic life will wither away to an alcoholic daze of prostitution.
Guy #3 - Ohhhh! You SO got Berted!

by Overagekid November 12, 2009

Bertation

When somebody loses control of him or herself, or generally has an epic fail.

You really had a bertation today during your presentation.

by gimli1995 March 5, 2011