Having accepted two different invitations to dinner Saturday night, Clare found herself behind the eight ball.
by epm December 7, 2003
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Have you seen Behind Infinity's update on their journal?! Jin and Miguel as Naruto and Sasuke is just to delectable to pass up! ;D http://behindinfinity.deviantart.com/
by Oh noes! D: December 17, 2008
Get the Behind Infinity mug.Otherwise known as "No Child Left In The Behind". George W. Bush passed this law as a means to ensure that ass babies are born by means of mandatory c-sections.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
As George W Bush was an ass baby, he has often acknowledged that he was one of the few who are successfully born without intervention. This was due to his father, George H. W. Bush having had much experience with rough gay sex, and having a texas-sized asshole. However, since Bush understands that this is not often the case with ass babies, he passed this law. On the passing of this law, Bush has commented "Every child has the right to life, should they be born from a vagina, or from a gay man's ass. If an anal c-section is what it takes to protect this right, then so be it. I think we Americans can all agree that we want no child left in the behind."
Many people are misinformed and think that the law has something to do with the pointless standardized tests now facing the American education system. This is all a government conspiracy designed to keep the public blind about the plight of the homosexual male population.
Jim: Hey Bob, what do you think about the No Child Left Behind law?
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
Bob: I think it's wrecking our school system. Kids could be learning about useful things instead of taking those pointless tests.
Jim: Huh? The No Child Left Behind law has nothing to do with education, it is supposed to ensure that ass babies are born successfully.
Bob: Well that's disgusting. Why the hell did you ask me?
Jim: I found out about my ass pregnancy today.
Bob: Well that sucks. My boyfriend has it too, I hope the c-section won't cause any permanent damage.
by tx_metalhed999 July 8, 2010
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First used by the morning crew on 107.9 WSRZ, a popular radio station on Florida's suncoast; "no behalf" has gained national use.
First used by the morning crew on 107.9 WSRZ, a popular radio station on Florida's suncoast; "no behalf" has gained national use.
spokesperson for BP oil: "On behalf of BP oil, we would like to extend apologies. . ."
reporter: "NO BEHALF!"
reporter: "NO BEHALF!"
by your_namehere January 18, 2008
Get the no behalf mug.The act of ejaculating onto your partners teeth. However, your partner would have braces, thus coining the term “kids behind bars”
“Hey Steve! What happened with that lost 14 year old girl you found yesterday?”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars”
“Oh I took her home and we put some kids behind bars”
by w0n_t0n March 20, 2020
Get the kids behind bars mug.A group of skateboarders who mostly reside in and around Lansing Michigan. They often refer to themselves as the "Behady Mob" or to a single member as a "Behady goon" (or just simply "goon".) Their skill in skateboarding apparently doesn't transfer over to their schooling. Most of the members of Behady didn't go any form of higher education, some didn't even finish high school. Because of this, most of them have working class jobs and can often be seen asking friends and occasionally strangers for money. Their local hub, also referred to as the "Behady Trap", is Ranny Skatepark on the boarder of Lansing and East-Lansing. Quite a couple people dislike Behady, but most tend to keep it to themselves.
by MSPF February 28, 2013
Get the Behady mug.An imaginary version of a woman's hymen that is inside the anus of every gay man. It is "broken" the first time he is anally penetrated.
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