Colson Bartels

used to describe very gay and racist person commonly found in denver colorado. likes to touch young boys and shits on the floor. definitely a jittleyang. Spawn rate in New Hampshire 40%

fuck that guy he’s a Colson Bartels

by geekbar April 30, 2024

Mr.Bartender

Mr.Bartender is an odd Tv Head entity/Cryptid that roams the digital plane. They can mostly be seen in VRC (Virtual Reality Chat) around bars and clubs. He usually brings wisdom and kindness to the atmosphere. However, over time you'll start to question whether or not he's human or a real AI. Some have noticed when he talks 1-4 different voices can be heard almost as if there's multiple personalities trying to escape. A whimsical person but with a long and mysterious past.

That Mr.Bartender fellow is an odd one. But I would be lying if I said he wasn't entertaining.

by Virtual Cryptid Hunter October 11, 2024

Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.

Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024

5 barred

In the roblox game Deepwoken, a player beats you while not losing any one of his 5 hp bars, they will then assert dominance by saying "5 barred"

garbage mutt 5 barred btw.

by grippaisgrippy May 7, 2025

algo baited

When the algorithm knows you better than your therapist and serves up just the right mix of outrage, nostalgia, or drama to get you commenting, sharing, or doom-scrolling—even though you swore you were just checking one thing.

I still get algo baited into responding to idiots talking about politics.

by maddb3457 July 7, 2025

Rage Baited

to purposefully enrage someone

I rage baited my teachers in middle school by constantly looking for ways to correct them knowing it would make them mad because most have superiority complexes.

by anonymous October 2, 2025

a single barred window

A short story written by Andrew Carpentier

Have you read a single barred window yet? It's like the author was in there!

by Historyfacts102 November 17, 2016