Baiture

(Noun) When nature plots to deceive one or screw with ones mind, or otherwise displays quite an irony.

"There were butterflies and fireflys buzzing around the nuclear research facility in a spectacular display of baiture."

by James Raynor - CN August 21, 2008

Bantumie

Someone who hides behind music. A Bantumie turns the music really loud whenever he/she gets an emotional blow. Most Bantumies think it makes them numb, but it only makes them suffer less.

"my girlfriend just broke up with me." "oh dear, are you alright?" "yea, i'm a bantumie."

by Bantumie September 15, 2009

bastug

(bash-tu)
having a or being a totally crazy and/or bi-polar girlfriend.

Brad: Brah, she was good for awhile, then she just got all bastug on meh.
Lance: I know what you mean.

Rachel: I like being in a relationship, but I'm always afraid of commitment. I feel like i might get a little bastug.

by hey,youthere December 20, 2009

baptizee

to spread your baby yogurt all over a girl after performing a swish in basketball

damn, johnny got to baptizee like 3 girls last night after making that smexy 3 point shot

by armandonottouch January 15, 2011

batuology

a degree that you earn after you successfully completed the highest grade in smoking crystal meth without getting all chronic or full blown.

i aint chronic and i know everything there is to know about batu therefore, i have my degree in batuology.so you cant tell me nothing.

by soupeeh November 7, 2011

basturdcisms

to have issues/problems. to be going through a rough time. to be cranky or mad for no apparent reason. to be on your mestrual cycle (period). to be PMSing. or BMSing. to throw a fit, or obsessively complain about something. (have a melt down)

Guy: "Gosh! Just leave me alone damnit!"
Girl: "Woah! Someone's having basturdcisms, JEESH!"

Guy 1: "dude, that shit was so whank! what were you thinking!?"
Guy 2: "calm down with the basturdcisms! damn.."

by girl from the bay. July 8, 2011

Baptist Dance Party

A sexual event between two or more people. More commonly in the south. Baptists abhor dancing and drinking because they believe it will lead to unmarried sexual relations.

Hey Dale, I heard you had a Baptist dance party with Jennie last night.

Shh, don't tell her mother! She had to skip church this morning because she was so sore!

by bestnonregever October 6, 2016